THERE ARE MANY, many websites dedicated to the cataloguing of Ireland’s weird and wonderful slang terms.

One of these is IrishSlang.info, which anyone can contribute to – and what they have contributed is very strange indeed. So strange, in fact, that many are questioning whether they even exist.

Here are a few of the weirdest examples of typical ‘Irish insults’ from the website.

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You’re ugly.

Oh, yeah, this is definitely a thing. Definitely.

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I would like to have sexual relations with that girl. 

Or we could not…

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Very stupid person.

Riiiight.

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Extremely disgusting, stinking.

This is in fact Scottish slang, meaning ‘very angry’. So nope, not Irish.

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In a bad mood.

Again, ‘crabbit’ is Scottish slang. C’mon now.

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Have sexual relations as in “Did ya face ‘er”.

We Irish have quite a few slang terms for sexual intercourse, but we’re pretty sure this isn’t one of them.

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Someone is ugly.

You could call an ugly person a ‘goat’ if you wanted, but it’s probably not Irish slang. Just saying.

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Nancy Withers is a singer, apparently you could wait for a long time until something happens. This is a Sion Mills, Co Tyrone saying.

Er… Would anyone from Sion Mills care to back this up (and tell us who Nancy Withers is while you’re at it)?

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When you talk about everything to anyone.

There is no evidence of this being used anywhere else. At all. What is a Batsies skip?!

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Said when you have just let off a smelly fart.

Now you’re having us on.

H/T Reddit Ireland

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